Meeting New People

Welcome back Class I know I said that next class we would be talking about how to create your own summer of fun. Well I have decided that in lue of recent events we need to cover this topic. Meeting new people, now please as always feel free to take notes, or just sit back and enjoy the class time.

As part of the summer of Baldo I was able to meet lots of new and interesting folks some were exciting and others down right boring. Let me say this be open to the idea, cause you never know where this person might take you or teach you. One person on my adventures, said something that was truly funny. We were discussing addiction, I asked this person (cause I'm all about asking things point blank and so should you) "So you were addicted to Cocaine" he replied "No, addiction is when you want you can't stop, I just like to do it all the time"........ummmm, last time I checked that was addiction. This is an example of someone who is not the sharpest tool in the shed, or he was trying to be funny. Either way I must say I was amused from both angles.

Also, when meeting new people be advised, it is always good to have a fake name and number ready. Why you ask, well sometimes there are people out there after you give them your name and number the will turn into stalkers. They will do certain things that make you wonder....What was I thinking....and I'll tell you, you weren't. So be like Karen Walker from Will & Grace and come up with your own great alias. (believe me it's a life saver, not to mention funny.) I once had a guy believe my name for over a year was Sasha....it was great!!!!!!!!!

Also, when meeting new people don't be afraid to say whatever thought you would like to share. One, because you already gave them a fake name, so when they try to say who said it, others will have no clue it was you. Second, do whatever you want (this works best if your out of town where Nobody knows you, not in your own town or favorite watering hole) So yeah, get up on that bar and dance, let the others whom you have just meet see how much fun you can and trouble you can be. Although don't bring drama, it's never a good mixture.

Now, the important aspect of meeting new people lets say you do give your own name and number to someone and later find they are CRAZY!!!!! There are some ways to get rid of the person, you could be nice and if that doesn't work, try something a little hard like say you have an STD, that is untreatable, and if that still doesn't work call one of your really mean friends to get rid of them. Now I bet your asking yourself what defines crazy, well if they text you a million and one times and you don't return those text...there CRAZY.....If he or she might have been over to your place and you find random stuff being left out side your door CRAZY!!......if they proceed to call you after you have taken all said steps to get rid of them CRAZY!!!!!..... I do realize there are milder cases of crazy, but either way if they don't get the hint that your not returning phone calls or text there is a big problem.

Well, this concludes today's class, however be advised we may revisit this topic again as it proves to be ever interesting.

Rules of being single and having relations………

Welcome class……I am glad you could attend!! Today in Baldoism 101 were going to talk about relations. There are a few rules, when it comes to relations that you should know the first one is, if there is no release IT DOESN’T COUNT!!!! Now I know what you are thinking that cannot be well………according to science, if there is no so-called orgasm then it does not count. If you do not believe me, do the research!!!! In addition, if you are with someone messing around please say NO and make it clear. Do not let them talk you into anything, nor should you feel obligated because they were buying your drinks at the bar. Someone buying another person drinks at the bar does not mean a freebie. I mean if you want to be nice and give them a nice kiss for the time, they spent on you, and then please do. I mean do not mean and rude. Recently, I had a conversation with a friend we were talking about when it is okay to have relations during a divorce. My though is if you chose to have relations before the divorce remember the first thing I stated, no release IT DOESN’T COUNT…….soo no harm no foul. Be advised, also the county you were married in cause, taking it to another county does not count. (Well Idk, but sounds good and it can help you to sleep at night.) Now let us address another issue that some folks deal with and that is…….I will give you a for instants, you might have been in a relationship and were used to sleeping next to someone. This is where some folks get confused. It is okay to just cuddle someone for the night and not expect anything or be expected to do something. It is natural for all of us to want to be held and touched. So I say cuddle away and do what you will, do not let anyone or anything make you feel bad. Also, do not blame other for your actions, you ultimately control what happens. Don’t blame the drinking or the smoking made me do it, YOU DID!!!
Okay ladies and gentleman, before I go one last time if there was no release IT DOESN’T COUNT!!!!! Then finally if you meet this person in a bar, please don’t think that a night of cuddling is going to lead to a lifelong relationship (not saying it couldn’t) chances are is….it was what it was, a night of cuddling!!!!! So, don’t do the drive buy, if your confused see last class discussion. Well as always, I would like to thank you all for attending. If you have, any questions about this class please feel free to ask, but just know you may not like the answer. As always…….till next time, on the same Baldo channel….lol!!!
Stay tuned when soon we will be cover how to have your own “SUMMER OF BALDO” Although it might not be called that, but I’m sure I will give you some Ideas on how to own your summer.

Baldoism 101-----Moving on..

Welcome class I'm glad you could join today! It's been a while since I've held this class, but never fear Baldo is here!!! Yeah I just stole a line from underdog.

Okay today class were going to talk about how to know when it's time to move on from something. This something could be a boyfriend, car, friend, something a co-worker said or did. Heck anything anyone said or did for that matter. Basically this lesson is to teach you it's okay to move on from someone or something.

Once you have dealt with the issue or person (if it's necessary) you just go on with your life. So you can understand what I'm talking about I will give and example. Since most of here facebook (if you don't, your missing out.....cause all the cool kids are doing it) let's just say you one day realize someone deleted you off there friends list, which most won't do but some do. You as the deleted person need to realize IT'S FACEBOOK yes folks I just yelled at you. I mean come on do you really care, I understand it will bother you and you'll want to know why. However if you try and re-add them and they block you realize they have issues at this point. Also remember IT'S FACEBOOK who really cares anyway. So back to original topic of class moving on, at this stage if you need to or want to email a couple mutual friends in private, and try to figure out why. Do this without stirring up to much drama, cause drama is never worth the time and effort. Once you find out why, if you have chosen to, you then just move on. Why cause IT'S FACEBOOK. Do you really care if someone you barley even talk to anyway deleted you of their friends list? Good for them, cause it just show how selfish our society is and self-centered some folks can be. So you as the deleted party should hold your head high and move on.

Now let us just say it's a boyfriend/girlfriend you need to move on from. If you were the dumper, then perfect all you have to do is not take or return any of this persons calls. The only time you should talk to said ex is if you have children together. Other than that if they call at midnight, I'm going to say it's not cause they want to come over and play checkers. Also, if they say they want to come over and have a friendly visit tell them" I hear the library is a nice friendly place to visit"

Now your your the party that has been dumped, please don't do drive by's in your own car, borrow a friends they wouldn't know. Better yet don't do the drive by. What does the drive by accomplish? What you might get a glimpses of them not home, or having friends over, or there will be another guy or girl there. Well duh, they did break-up with you so chances are, they will be dating before you. I know it's not easy, but you can't be calling them 7-10times a day, it's crazy. The only reason you should call them is to come pick up the rest of their stuff,(if they dumped you do they really deserve their stuff back, take it to a homeless shelter, or have a bonfire to help you move on) or as stated before it's about the kids you have together. Now let me advise you here DON'T USE THE KIDS TO GET THE EX TO CALL, OR COME OVER!!!!! That also equals crazy. Do you really want to be that crazy ex? I know getting dumped is never easy, but you have to move on, think of this way they did you a favor. How about this it frees you up to go out and be you again ( admit.....we all do it, we lose a part of ourselves in relationships) Either way take it one day at a time, and if you do, do the drive by's or the drunk dialing or texting........it's you who looks bad not them. Also, if you see your ex out with someone, the best thing to do is go over and thank them for the recommendation on the doctor who helped treat the VD you contracted during your time together. Then walk away smiling cause this makes them look bad!!!!! hehehehe...............

Remember moving on from anything is will not always be easy. Some will, and that fine, but the ones that are hard to move on from, maybe there was a lesson to learn from it, or a reason you had to move on so you could get to something better.

Well class I hope you have learned something today, now if your single get out there and start taking applications, times a wasting!!! See you next class when we will discuss.......awwww heck like I know..........

Taking Applications.............

Well folks it has been a while since I have updated. That’s okay I am here now updating, so where to start...how about I start with the little tidbit of new information. This is as my friend Andi has deemed it "SUMMER OF BALDO" or as others have stated "SUMMER OF FUN". Now you’re probably asking what this means...well I'm so glad you asked. As we, all know I'm a single woman, and I have decided I'm taking applications. Right now, I'm sure you’re asking yourself what she means. Well it's simple I'm taking applications for my future boyfriend, potential husband! If you think about it, it makes sense. Shouldn't I be selective in who gets to fill the position, I say yes; however, with any job I have made a list of duties and a job description. If you are a potential applicant read carefully, and make sure this is the job you wish to apply for. If you are my friend, and single, hopefully I am giving you food for thought. If you are not my friend and a single woman, reading this take it all in and feel free to us any of the description. I suggest tweaking it to meet your needs; because I'm sure what I’m looking for verses, what you’re looking for is different.

Now back to the job first let me give you a brief description of what the job entails.

Job Description: Male applicants only, between the ages of 25-38, but not limited to these ages. Applicant must be able to do duties listed. However, it is not just limited to these qualifications. Applicant has to be able to think on his feet. He has to be ready for anything, applicant will perform said duties without being asked, told or forced. Keep in mind duties are not listed in any order. So one is not any more important than the next. Applicant will be responsible for doing his part of said job. Applicant should be a self-starter, meaning he should not have to be constantly supervised.

Duties/Expectations
1. Must be Male
2. Must believe in God and if he doesn’t attend church, be willing to go on a regular basis. Applicant hopefully realizes it’s a relationship not a religion with God.
3. Must be employed
4. Not be a crazy, meaning no head cases, stalker, or weirdo’s
5. Be smart
6. Be able to mingle with any social circle
7. Take care of himself, personal hygiene is a MUST!!!
8. Like kids, either have or wants kids
9. High School diploma a MUST….although a college education is preferred.
10. Not afraid to be a man…….if you have to ask what that means you’re out.
11. There will be and extensive screening process. First you will meet friends; if and only you pass by them will you be allowed to move on to meeting the family.
12. Have to have a hobby, and I’m not talking about playing Dungeon and Dragons. I mean really leave that to the high schooler's and dorks
13. Also this one semi important, alike of motorcycles is a must. Meaning you own one, or would want to own one day.
14. Not live at home with parents. I mean come on if I can live on my own, you the applicant surely should be able to live on their own as well.
15. Lying and deceit will not be tolerated
16. There is a90 day review process, so don’t think you have the job just cause you put the resume in and are doing what you what is expected of you.
17. There will be a background check, and possible credit check. If need be, I will take blood and urine samples.
18. Be aware that I don’t take orders, nor am I your mother. Nor are you my father….so with that said I wouldn’t boss you around or tell you what you can or can’t do. All I ask is for the same in return.
19. Applicants can be terminated at anytime. I will do my best to notify applicant of this, and if you choose to with draw your application PEACE OUT!!
20. Drug use is or will not be tolerated. Drinking is okay, within reason and at the appropriate time. Alcoholic’s will not be tolerated either.
21. Good kisser is a mus. Not don’t go crazy and think it will go any further. Sex will go have to be earned and we will cover that in negotiations as to how it will be earned.
22. As a potential applicant, I’m expecting you to be able to take care of yourself. I don’t mind helping; however as stated in #18 I’m not your MOTHER!!
23. Applicant should be skilled in the kitchen. Not saying I can’t cook….just not my thing.
24. Open mindedness is a must. I don’t mean in the perverse way either.
25. Must be able to adapt to any situation. If there is an event planned and changes need to be made. Applicant should be able to step in and handle situation without assistance.
26. Applicant must be a self- motivator; you should be able to do certain responibity’s without being told. Again if confused refer to #18
27. Have a good credit history, I mean come on; I don’t intend to live in an apartment forever. This being said if you want to be consider for the long term, then you had better get your ducks in a row.
28. I won’t settle for just So, So…..Not sure what that means refer to the Sugarland song. Don’t know who that is then refer back to #25
29. Applicant must be able to whoo me meaning there is a courtship. If you can’t provide or are not able to court me then please don’t waste mine or your time. If you need me to clarify any of this for you I would be pleased to do clarify what is expected and what the duties are.

Be aware job duties are subject to change without notice, so make sure you are checking update regularly.

I realize that this will not be an easy job. Yet, it could be the best job you ever apply for and if your the lucky applicant chosen the for the permanent position. I can promise it will have been well worth the interview process.

Finally keep in mind you are not the only applicant, so make sure at all time you are putting forth 100% of your effort into getting the job.

LOVE.......

Well......since it is Valentine's Day I feel this urge to write about it. I don't know why, maybe it's all the sappy love movies and commerical's on TV today. One of my all time favorite love verses if from I Corinthians Chapter 13, every time I hear that I get weepy eyed. Yes, there is a caring side to the Baldo!

Love can be many things it can come in any shape or size, so why do we as a culture have to make a big deal about it. Why do we have to buy each other candy, cards and flowers. No this isn't the single girl in me trying to make myself feel better. I have been in relationships on this day, and I always told him, I wanted him to get me something that was personal. Only one got it (so far) he was the best, our first Valentine's day he didn't buy me flowers or a bunch of candy I didn't want. Instead he took me to dinner at the place where we had our first date, and he put together a basket with things I liked. There was stuffed animals and a plush rose, and a gift card to Bath and Body. I loved it cause he thought of me, and didn't get some generic gift. Either way he was great, he would do this throughout the year. Example, I crave chocolate every now and then, and he knew that I loved Fifth Ave candy bars. So....he would buy some and put them in the fridge for me, that way when I wanted them they were there. He made everyday Valentine's day. He would send me a email to let me know he was thinking of me, or a text. There was not a day that didn't go bye that he didn't let me know he loved me. He was my Soul Mate!!!!! When I meet him I didn't think, that something like that was possible. I loved him so much and he will always hold a special place in my heart.



The other kind of love I'm think about is the love I have for my child. I love him so much that I don't know what life was like before him. I mean I know, but I would want to go back. Sure, I miss being able to do what I want at the drop of a hat, but to not have my little man well I wouldn't know what to do with myself. If he's gone for more than a day I miss hearing him. I miss everything, but then twenty minutes after his return, I forget those thing. hehehehehehehehe! Either way the love of a child is one of the best kinds of love on earth.



Then finally, although this should have been first there is the love God gives us. His love he tells us throughout the bible, the best part about his love is that it's never ending. I know in good and bad he's there for me, my God is always there to hold me and he doesn't need a day to show me how much he loves me. He shows me everyday, in every way!!



Well there are my thoughts on Love, oh I know there are many more, but those are the ones that stick out in my mind today.

Writer becomes the story.......

Well today it was reported by many Grand Rapids local TV stations,papers and of course the Internet was buzzing with it (no pun intended).That Sports writer David Mayo faces felony drug charges, for intent to distribute, and a misdemeanor for maintaining a drug house. Now I'm sure most of you are wondering why would this interest me, well let's just say it's a Baldoism moment. I'm not going into deals how it's a Baldoism moment so, please feel free to let the mind run wild with all kinds of tales.

First off, let me state I didn't know him as a grower or a seller. I knew him as a smart man, which makes me wonder how could someone so smart be so stupid. I mean he had what appeared to be a great life, a well respected sports writer. VP of a boxing league, what would make him think that maintaining a drug house was a good Idea? Also, does he really think with what was found, in the house the DA will buy the story it was all for personal use? If that is the case, then DANG someone has a bad habit and might want to consider counseling. I'm not judging, that is the last thing I'm doing. I'm more amused at the whole situation that a 48 yr old grown man could be so dumb. I mean really, destroying your whole career, along with your reputation is was worth maintaining a drug house. Well the wheels of Justice have been set into motion for Mr. Mayo, it is not for me or anyone else to decide what will happen to him. Only the judge or a jury of his peers can decide that now. I will be following this closely. I will post some links as well for you to read more of the story enjoy, because I know I did. LOL!!!!!http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2009/02/press_sports_columnist_david_m_1.html

http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/Press_sportswriter_faces_drug_charge

Baldoism 101

I would dare to say that when most of you found the blog or strated reading you thought what is Baldoisms. Well you will learn about that, and please feel free to incorparte them into your life. I don't own rights to this stuff. Most of it is stuff I have either made up or have learned along the way.

First rule of baldoism is:

It can happen anywhere at any time and you must always be open to it. You can't create a Baldoism moment they just happen. Example you go out with you friends and turn to one and say "let's create a Baldoism moment" SORRY THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!! YOU FAIL!!!!

Great example of a Baldoism moment:

When I was in 8th grade my teacher took us to the library to do research for a paper. While I was going through this stage where I would flap my arms and run around saying "I can fly, I can fly" Well this day I choose to take my flying to a whole norther level. While in the library I was doing my great act to impress my classmates, and then it happened. I feel flat on my face, right in the middle of my greatest routine. I was embarrassed and wanted to run and hide, but not the GREAT BALDO. I rose like a phoenix from the ashes and laughed right along with the rest of the class. I mean it was funny and why should I cry? Looking back I still laugh, the best part was that night at home as I was reading the funny's I saw my favorite cartoon character do the same thing. Just so you get a better understanding of how funny it was the character was Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. Then the next day at school one of my friends must have seen the same cartoon cause it was tapped to my locker. To this day my oldest friend, for 20years still talk about that moment, which is why it's a BALDOISM MOMENT!!!

So I hope you understand rule one. If not reread till you do. See you next class! Oh and I don't mark down for not attending the only thing you lose is, what it Baldoism.

How it starts....

Well it starts with me creating the blog, and posting my views interest in life. Okay with that said, lets move on.

I had a unexpected moment at work, meaning what happened to me doesn't happen. I have been single for over a year now, which has been my choice, for those of you who know me, know why. If you don't know me and wondering why well feel free to let you imagination run wild.

Okay back to my out of the blue moment, long story short one of my fellow co-workers introduced me to his little brother. Who by the way was cute and we were had a vibe going. I know you know what I'm talking about. Then out of now where, another co-worker comes up and interrupts to tell a story she just had to tell. Bless her heart, I know she was unaware of what was going on, and the vibe that was out there. Well needless to say this guy and I had to put our flirting on hold. I'm hoping he makes another appearance at my work. I think my odds might be good, but if not then hey it was what it was a brief encounter with a fellow co-workers cute, nice, and employed younger brother.

I can say that this encounter gives me hope that I will date again, and it also showed me I'm ready. I know that I have a ways to go, meaning I'm always a work in progress.

The irony of this as I'm writing this is Dr. Phil is doing a show on what's wrong with men. LOL!!!!! I can't make this up! I'm not taking that as a bad sign.