Meeting New People

Welcome back Class I know I said that next class we would be talking about how to create your own summer of fun. Well I have decided that in lue of recent events we need to cover this topic. Meeting new people, now please as always feel free to take notes, or just sit back and enjoy the class time.

As part of the summer of Baldo I was able to meet lots of new and interesting folks some were exciting and others down right boring. Let me say this be open to the idea, cause you never know where this person might take you or teach you. One person on my adventures, said something that was truly funny. We were discussing addiction, I asked this person (cause I'm all about asking things point blank and so should you) "So you were addicted to Cocaine" he replied "No, addiction is when you want you can't stop, I just like to do it all the time"........ummmm, last time I checked that was addiction. This is an example of someone who is not the sharpest tool in the shed, or he was trying to be funny. Either way I must say I was amused from both angles.

Also, when meeting new people be advised, it is always good to have a fake name and number ready. Why you ask, well sometimes there are people out there after you give them your name and number the will turn into stalkers. They will do certain things that make you wonder....What was I thinking....and I'll tell you, you weren't. So be like Karen Walker from Will & Grace and come up with your own great alias. (believe me it's a life saver, not to mention funny.) I once had a guy believe my name for over a year was Sasha....it was great!!!!!!!!!

Also, when meeting new people don't be afraid to say whatever thought you would like to share. One, because you already gave them a fake name, so when they try to say who said it, others will have no clue it was you. Second, do whatever you want (this works best if your out of town where Nobody knows you, not in your own town or favorite watering hole) So yeah, get up on that bar and dance, let the others whom you have just meet see how much fun you can and trouble you can be. Although don't bring drama, it's never a good mixture.

Now, the important aspect of meeting new people lets say you do give your own name and number to someone and later find they are CRAZY!!!!! There are some ways to get rid of the person, you could be nice and if that doesn't work, try something a little hard like say you have an STD, that is untreatable, and if that still doesn't work call one of your really mean friends to get rid of them. Now I bet your asking yourself what defines crazy, well if they text you a million and one times and you don't return those text...there CRAZY.....If he or she might have been over to your place and you find random stuff being left out side your door CRAZY!!......if they proceed to call you after you have taken all said steps to get rid of them CRAZY!!!!!..... I do realize there are milder cases of crazy, but either way if they don't get the hint that your not returning phone calls or text there is a big problem.

Well, this concludes today's class, however be advised we may revisit this topic again as it proves to be ever interesting.