Well folks it has been a while since I have updated. That’s okay I am here now updating, so where to start...how about I start with the little tidbit of new information. This is as my friend Andi has deemed it "SUMMER OF BALDO" or as others have stated "SUMMER OF FUN". Now you’re probably asking what this means...well I'm so glad you asked. As we, all know I'm a single woman, and I have decided I'm taking applications. Right now, I'm sure you’re asking yourself what she means. Well it's simple I'm taking applications for my future boyfriend, potential husband! If you think about it, it makes sense. Shouldn't I be selective in who gets to fill the position, I say yes; however, with any job I have made a list of duties and a job description. If you are a potential applicant read carefully, and make sure this is the job you wish to apply for. If you are my friend, and single, hopefully I am giving you food for thought. If you are not my friend and a single woman, reading this take it all in and feel free to us any of the description. I suggest tweaking it to meet your needs; because I'm sure what I’m looking for verses, what you’re looking for is different.
Now back to the job first let me give you a brief description of what the job entails.
Job Description: Male applicants only, between the ages of 25-38, but not limited to these ages. Applicant must be able to do duties listed. However, it is not just limited to these qualifications. Applicant has to be able to think on his feet. He has to be ready for anything, applicant will perform said duties without being asked, told or forced. Keep in mind duties are not listed in any order. So one is not any more important than the next. Applicant will be responsible for doing his part of said job. Applicant should be a self-starter, meaning he should not have to be constantly supervised.
Duties/Expectations
1. Must be Male
2. Must believe in God and if he doesn’t attend church, be willing to go on a regular basis. Applicant hopefully realizes it’s a relationship not a religion with God.
3. Must be employed
4. Not be a crazy, meaning no head cases, stalker, or weirdo’s
5. Be smart
6. Be able to mingle with any social circle
7. Take care of himself, personal hygiene is a MUST!!!
8. Like kids, either have or wants kids
9. High School diploma a MUST….although a college education is preferred.
10. Not afraid to be a man…….if you have to ask what that means you’re out.
11. There will be and extensive screening process. First you will meet friends; if and only you pass by them will you be allowed to move on to meeting the family.
12. Have to have a hobby, and I’m not talking about playing Dungeon and Dragons. I mean really leave that to the high schooler's and dorks
13. Also this one semi important, alike of motorcycles is a must. Meaning you own one, or would want to own one day.
14. Not live at home with parents. I mean come on if I can live on my own, you the applicant surely should be able to live on their own as well.
15. Lying and deceit will not be tolerated
16. There is a90 day review process, so don’t think you have the job just cause you put the resume in and are doing what you what is expected of you.
17. There will be a background check, and possible credit check. If need be, I will take blood and urine samples.
18. Be aware that I don’t take orders, nor am I your mother. Nor are you my father….so with that said I wouldn’t boss you around or tell you what you can or can’t do. All I ask is for the same in return.
19. Applicants can be terminated at anytime. I will do my best to notify applicant of this, and if you choose to with draw your application PEACE OUT!!
20. Drug use is or will not be tolerated. Drinking is okay, within reason and at the appropriate time. Alcoholic’s will not be tolerated either.
21. Good kisser is a mus. Not don’t go crazy and think it will go any further. Sex will go have to be earned and we will cover that in negotiations as to how it will be earned.
22. As a potential applicant, I’m expecting you to be able to take care of yourself. I don’t mind helping; however as stated in #18 I’m not your MOTHER!!
23. Applicant should be skilled in the kitchen. Not saying I can’t cook….just not my thing.
24. Open mindedness is a must. I don’t mean in the perverse way either.
25. Must be able to adapt to any situation. If there is an event planned and changes need to be made. Applicant should be able to step in and handle situation without assistance.
26. Applicant must be a self- motivator; you should be able to do certain responibity’s without being told. Again if confused refer to #18
27. Have a good credit history, I mean come on; I don’t intend to live in an apartment forever. This being said if you want to be consider for the long term, then you had better get your ducks in a row.
28. I won’t settle for just So, So…..Not sure what that means refer to the Sugarland song. Don’t know who that is then refer back to #25
29. Applicant must be able to whoo me meaning there is a courtship. If you can’t provide or are not able to court me then please don’t waste mine or your time. If you need me to clarify any of this for you I would be pleased to do clarify what is expected and what the duties are.
1. Must be Male
2. Must believe in God and if he doesn’t attend church, be willing to go on a regular basis. Applicant hopefully realizes it’s a relationship not a religion with God.
3. Must be employed
4. Not be a crazy, meaning no head cases, stalker, or weirdo’s
5. Be smart
6. Be able to mingle with any social circle
7. Take care of himself, personal hygiene is a MUST!!!
8. Like kids, either have or wants kids
9. High School diploma a MUST….although a college education is preferred.
10. Not afraid to be a man…….if you have to ask what that means you’re out.
11. There will be and extensive screening process. First you will meet friends; if and only you pass by them will you be allowed to move on to meeting the family.
12. Have to have a hobby, and I’m not talking about playing Dungeon and Dragons. I mean really leave that to the high schooler's and dorks
13. Also this one semi important, alike of motorcycles is a must. Meaning you own one, or would want to own one day.
14. Not live at home with parents. I mean come on if I can live on my own, you the applicant surely should be able to live on their own as well.
15. Lying and deceit will not be tolerated
16. There is a90 day review process, so don’t think you have the job just cause you put the resume in and are doing what you what is expected of you.
17. There will be a background check, and possible credit check. If need be, I will take blood and urine samples.
18. Be aware that I don’t take orders, nor am I your mother. Nor are you my father….so with that said I wouldn’t boss you around or tell you what you can or can’t do. All I ask is for the same in return.
19. Applicants can be terminated at anytime. I will do my best to notify applicant of this, and if you choose to with draw your application PEACE OUT!!
20. Drug use is or will not be tolerated. Drinking is okay, within reason and at the appropriate time. Alcoholic’s will not be tolerated either.
21. Good kisser is a mus. Not don’t go crazy and think it will go any further. Sex will go have to be earned and we will cover that in negotiations as to how it will be earned.
22. As a potential applicant, I’m expecting you to be able to take care of yourself. I don’t mind helping; however as stated in #18 I’m not your MOTHER!!
23. Applicant should be skilled in the kitchen. Not saying I can’t cook….just not my thing.
24. Open mindedness is a must. I don’t mean in the perverse way either.
25. Must be able to adapt to any situation. If there is an event planned and changes need to be made. Applicant should be able to step in and handle situation without assistance.
26. Applicant must be a self- motivator; you should be able to do certain responibity’s without being told. Again if confused refer to #18
27. Have a good credit history, I mean come on; I don’t intend to live in an apartment forever. This being said if you want to be consider for the long term, then you had better get your ducks in a row.
28. I won’t settle for just So, So…..Not sure what that means refer to the Sugarland song. Don’t know who that is then refer back to #25
29. Applicant must be able to whoo me meaning there is a courtship. If you can’t provide or are not able to court me then please don’t waste mine or your time. If you need me to clarify any of this for you I would be pleased to do clarify what is expected and what the duties are.
Be aware job duties are subject to change without notice, so make sure you are checking update regularly.
I realize that this will not be an easy job. Yet, it could be the best job you ever apply for and if your the lucky applicant chosen the for the permanent position. I can promise it will have been well worth the interview process.
Finally keep in mind you are not the only applicant, so make sure at all time you are putting forth 100% of your effort into getting the job.
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