Baldoism 101

I would dare to say that when most of you found the blog or strated reading you thought what is Baldoisms. Well you will learn about that, and please feel free to incorparte them into your life. I don't own rights to this stuff. Most of it is stuff I have either made up or have learned along the way.

First rule of baldoism is:

It can happen anywhere at any time and you must always be open to it. You can't create a Baldoism moment they just happen. Example you go out with you friends and turn to one and say "let's create a Baldoism moment" SORRY THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!! YOU FAIL!!!!

Great example of a Baldoism moment:

When I was in 8th grade my teacher took us to the library to do research for a paper. While I was going through this stage where I would flap my arms and run around saying "I can fly, I can fly" Well this day I choose to take my flying to a whole norther level. While in the library I was doing my great act to impress my classmates, and then it happened. I feel flat on my face, right in the middle of my greatest routine. I was embarrassed and wanted to run and hide, but not the GREAT BALDO. I rose like a phoenix from the ashes and laughed right along with the rest of the class. I mean it was funny and why should I cry? Looking back I still laugh, the best part was that night at home as I was reading the funny's I saw my favorite cartoon character do the same thing. Just so you get a better understanding of how funny it was the character was Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. Then the next day at school one of my friends must have seen the same cartoon cause it was tapped to my locker. To this day my oldest friend, for 20years still talk about that moment, which is why it's a BALDOISM MOMENT!!!

So I hope you understand rule one. If not reread till you do. See you next class! Oh and I don't mark down for not attending the only thing you lose is, what it Baldoism.