Rules of being single and having relations………

Welcome class……I am glad you could attend!! Today in Baldoism 101 were going to talk about relations. There are a few rules, when it comes to relations that you should know the first one is, if there is no release IT DOESN’T COUNT!!!! Now I know what you are thinking that cannot be well………according to science, if there is no so-called orgasm then it does not count. If you do not believe me, do the research!!!! In addition, if you are with someone messing around please say NO and make it clear. Do not let them talk you into anything, nor should you feel obligated because they were buying your drinks at the bar. Someone buying another person drinks at the bar does not mean a freebie. I mean if you want to be nice and give them a nice kiss for the time, they spent on you, and then please do. I mean do not mean and rude. Recently, I had a conversation with a friend we were talking about when it is okay to have relations during a divorce. My though is if you chose to have relations before the divorce remember the first thing I stated, no release IT DOESN’T COUNT…….soo no harm no foul. Be advised, also the county you were married in cause, taking it to another county does not count. (Well Idk, but sounds good and it can help you to sleep at night.) Now let us address another issue that some folks deal with and that is…….I will give you a for instants, you might have been in a relationship and were used to sleeping next to someone. This is where some folks get confused. It is okay to just cuddle someone for the night and not expect anything or be expected to do something. It is natural for all of us to want to be held and touched. So I say cuddle away and do what you will, do not let anyone or anything make you feel bad. Also, do not blame other for your actions, you ultimately control what happens. Don’t blame the drinking or the smoking made me do it, YOU DID!!!
Okay ladies and gentleman, before I go one last time if there was no release IT DOESN’T COUNT!!!!! Then finally if you meet this person in a bar, please don’t think that a night of cuddling is going to lead to a lifelong relationship (not saying it couldn’t) chances are is….it was what it was, a night of cuddling!!!!! So, don’t do the drive buy, if your confused see last class discussion. Well as always, I would like to thank you all for attending. If you have, any questions about this class please feel free to ask, but just know you may not like the answer. As always…….till next time, on the same Baldo channel….lol!!!
Stay tuned when soon we will be cover how to have your own “SUMMER OF BALDO” Although it might not be called that, but I’m sure I will give you some Ideas on how to own your summer.

Baldoism 101-----Moving on..

Welcome class I'm glad you could join today! It's been a while since I've held this class, but never fear Baldo is here!!! Yeah I just stole a line from underdog.

Okay today class were going to talk about how to know when it's time to move on from something. This something could be a boyfriend, car, friend, something a co-worker said or did. Heck anything anyone said or did for that matter. Basically this lesson is to teach you it's okay to move on from someone or something.

Once you have dealt with the issue or person (if it's necessary) you just go on with your life. So you can understand what I'm talking about I will give and example. Since most of here facebook (if you don't, your missing out.....cause all the cool kids are doing it) let's just say you one day realize someone deleted you off there friends list, which most won't do but some do. You as the deleted person need to realize IT'S FACEBOOK yes folks I just yelled at you. I mean come on do you really care, I understand it will bother you and you'll want to know why. However if you try and re-add them and they block you realize they have issues at this point. Also remember IT'S FACEBOOK who really cares anyway. So back to original topic of class moving on, at this stage if you need to or want to email a couple mutual friends in private, and try to figure out why. Do this without stirring up to much drama, cause drama is never worth the time and effort. Once you find out why, if you have chosen to, you then just move on. Why cause IT'S FACEBOOK. Do you really care if someone you barley even talk to anyway deleted you of their friends list? Good for them, cause it just show how selfish our society is and self-centered some folks can be. So you as the deleted party should hold your head high and move on.

Now let us just say it's a boyfriend/girlfriend you need to move on from. If you were the dumper, then perfect all you have to do is not take or return any of this persons calls. The only time you should talk to said ex is if you have children together. Other than that if they call at midnight, I'm going to say it's not cause they want to come over and play checkers. Also, if they say they want to come over and have a friendly visit tell them" I hear the library is a nice friendly place to visit"

Now your your the party that has been dumped, please don't do drive by's in your own car, borrow a friends they wouldn't know. Better yet don't do the drive by. What does the drive by accomplish? What you might get a glimpses of them not home, or having friends over, or there will be another guy or girl there. Well duh, they did break-up with you so chances are, they will be dating before you. I know it's not easy, but you can't be calling them 7-10times a day, it's crazy. The only reason you should call them is to come pick up the rest of their stuff,(if they dumped you do they really deserve their stuff back, take it to a homeless shelter, or have a bonfire to help you move on) or as stated before it's about the kids you have together. Now let me advise you here DON'T USE THE KIDS TO GET THE EX TO CALL, OR COME OVER!!!!! That also equals crazy. Do you really want to be that crazy ex? I know getting dumped is never easy, but you have to move on, think of this way they did you a favor. How about this it frees you up to go out and be you again ( admit.....we all do it, we lose a part of ourselves in relationships) Either way take it one day at a time, and if you do, do the drive by's or the drunk dialing or texting........it's you who looks bad not them. Also, if you see your ex out with someone, the best thing to do is go over and thank them for the recommendation on the doctor who helped treat the VD you contracted during your time together. Then walk away smiling cause this makes them look bad!!!!! hehehehe...............

Remember moving on from anything is will not always be easy. Some will, and that fine, but the ones that are hard to move on from, maybe there was a lesson to learn from it, or a reason you had to move on so you could get to something better.

Well class I hope you have learned something today, now if your single get out there and start taking applications, times a wasting!!! See you next class when we will discuss.......awwww heck like I know..........